Orange is the New Black: a summary


When you say something smart and people are shocked


LUCAS: I’m just trying to watch out for you, Peyton.
PEYTON: I know, and I thank you, but how about you just bodyguard me to English class?

That’s who I am. I need to be able to come into work and say to everyone, ‘Danny and I had sex on the subway last night’, and then get everyone’s take on it.


(if ur reading this i hope u know ur wanted)


there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take