The Harvest Festival is tomorrow. And I am so proud of all of you. You’ve worked so hard. You’re amazing. So I have a surprise. And it is possibly the best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe.

littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

Being a part of something special makes you special, right?

fionagoddess:

Jessica Lange | American Horror Story (2011-14)

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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get to know me meme: [1/10] favorite movies » The Breakfast Club (1985)
↳ “We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”

beybad:

jay z keeps interrupting the beyonce concert

insaneontheboeshane:

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so is this a joke or what